KoL Holidays April Fool's Day ((RL)April 1): Adventure in the Spectral Pickle Factory; maybe other weirdness Arrrbor Day (Petember 4): Plant 100 saplings for a reward the next Arrrbor Day Crimbo (December): An entire (real-life) month of adventure and mystery Dependence Day (Bor 4, July 4): Shoot a firework to get an increased stat for a while Feast of Boris (Boozember 7, 4th Thursday in November): Stomach capacity increased by 15 Festival of Jarlsberg (Jarlsuary 1, January 2): Combat spells cost 3 MP less to cast El Dia de los Muertos Barrachos (Martinus 2): Fight wandering undead monsters and get awesome booze Generic Summer Holiday (Bill 3): Take a pool toy for a swim in A Reasonably-Sized Fountain for bonus substats Halloween (Porktober 8, October 31): Go to Seaside Town houses and beg for free candy! Labór Day (Carlvember 6): 10 extra adventures! Oyster Egg Day ((KoL)April 2, Easter): Hunt for oyster eggs hidden throughout the Kingdom St. Sneaky Pete's Day (Starch 3, March 17): Drink green beer to get even drunker than usual (and have special adventures) Talk Like a Pirate Day (September 19): Fight the occasional wandering pirate Valentine's Day (Frankuary 4, February 14): Special Valentine gifts available at The Gift Shop Yuletide (Dougtember 4): Listen to spooky stories, lose HP, gain MP and roasted marshmallows

Key Real life date KoL holiday from real life KoL holiday Total moon brightness Grimace darkness Stat KoL month, day, year A blue bar on the right side of the day's box denotes the part of the real-life day that actually corresponds to tomorrow on the KoL calendar, i.e., the part of the day after rollover. A pink bar on the left side denotes the part of the day corresponding to yesterday on the KoL calendar, i.e., the part of the day before rollover.   Version: 2018 August 5 Acknowledgement: Almost all information in this calendar collected from the KoL Wiki, without which this would have been nearly impossible to create. Thanks!